Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Actually it was more of a Fanta- Sea.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'll be using this very soon. Thank you

Update: my 10yo and my wife didn't get but the two teens day was ruined.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nice!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who loves orange soda?! Kel loves orange soda.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it true??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's true it's true it's trueUuuuuu!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you know what Dr Pepper's degree is in? Theoretical Fizzics.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I though he was a Fizz-ician

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Got an eye roll from my husband. Mission accomplished.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is this the real life?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hate to crush your dream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

REM - Orange Crush

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Isn't that the plot of Evangelion?