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[–] [email protected] 112 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I very much want to fulfil this order

Damn, sounds like you better shut the fuck up and pack it yourself. anya-heh

[–] [email protected] 91 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's crazy because he's writing this about... a single employee?

Literally just do it yourself.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 10 months ago

In the same sentence he says that it's a slow time of the year, too. Sure, he probably has other work, but is it that much that he couldn't take an afternoon and square the big important order away?

Managers will do anything but actual work lmao.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

oooaaaaaaauhhh Actually putting things in boxes!

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My own views on this post are nuanced.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

on one hand, wall

on the other hand, cuck pit

many potential options inbetween. a true range of views

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

synthesis: cuck glory hole

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I want money and this peon has moral objections to doing the labor, wut do

[–] [email protected] 83 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"my own views are nuanced and involve me getting paid money"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

every single time I've ever brought up an ethical consideration at work it has been this

also always paired with some assurance that "leadership puts a lot of thought & careful consideration into these issues"

[–] [email protected] 83 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The employee is fulfilling his obligations under the U.N. Convention against Genocide, namely not providing material assistance to genociders. Fuck the company for not cancelling the order in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You are 100% right but I'm laughing my ass off at sriracha or whatever being "material assistance"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Dual-use items.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Could be an ingredient in skunk water

[–] [email protected] 75 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This guy is not American. All these answers to write him up and take him to HR probably doesn't work in OPs country. In gonna guess he is European and his employees are unionized. Going to HR probably isn't going to solve shit. The company will have to face the union which most companies would rather avoid.

You're better off talking to someone who knows the dynamics of the country you work in.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're middle managers, moreover middle managers who use reddit and sub to r/managers, they actually cannot find their butt with both hands

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

The kind of person who will choke to death on an apple because they didn't know you're supposed to chew it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

jesus we are truly whipped like dogs in this shitty country.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (2 children)

hello i am the manager of the racism sauce

[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

this is a very important product that we sell

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

I imagine the IDF's MREs being just falafel suspended in aspic, drizzled in mayonnaise

[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I went to this guy's account he's a strategy g*mer radlib from germany-cool, figures

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago

Schindler, facing certain death for treason: I will take no part in this genocide

Small business tyrant, facing minor losses: Look I don't agree 100% with Israel but my Q1 bottom line!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Thinkin bout thos things that made this particular member of staff difficult. What did he mean by that I wonder? I'm going to bet it leans more towards "not willing to work for free" rather than "gets in drunk fistfights with other employees in the parking lot"

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hope the employee is fuckin that guys wife

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Better the ex wife. Losers like this doesn't deserve a wife.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

"I texted him at 9 am on a Saturday to come in for unscheduled work and he sent me a very rude picture as a response"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"Nuanced"

So he supports Israel but doesn't like the bad optics of cheering for dead Palestinians.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

He doesn't give a fuck and only cares about making money but doesn't want to acknowledge that is his belief so it gets complicated.

He wants to hold bad opinions but also wants to think of himself as a good person, complicated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The idea of "nuance" has joined the ideas of "logic and reason" in the pantheon of concepts that have been gutted and flayed by reactionaries who now ritually parade around wearing the skin as a religious totem to confer a veneer of authority to their omnicidal depravity.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago

remove the ?share_id=... bit that's a tracking token

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The IOF has more than enough “mayonnaise”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don’t they have a special brigade that extract their mayonnaise??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

yeah, but they don't get it from eggs...

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

Based employee

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

IDF soldiers get tubs of mayonnaise and state mandated gooning sessions and they still have the audacity to complain

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

Loser deleted the post, bullying works

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago

/r/ClassEnemies

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Post deleted, RIP

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Wow! That's a lotta dunks!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

DID THEY GET HIS NUANCE IN TIME???

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

smuglord My views are very nuanced.

porky-happy I very much want to fulfil this order as it stonks-up

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

So just fulfil the order and ship it somewhere else. Easy as that.

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