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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Other reasons:

Way too many character concepts to use as a player.
Nobody else has the time and rules-knowledge to run a campaign.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I feel to underestimated as a player but don't want to hog the limelight.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

A rhyming dwarf convinced that he is the tooth fairy works great as a one time npc.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

From two weeks ago.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Because I like to throw situations at players and sit back and watch them fumble the execution and yet always come out on top.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Makes a puzzle a child could solve. You know this because you stole it from a child's puzzle game.

Players can't solve it despite having three "genius" characters.

The Barbarian suggests an alternative of incredible violence

It works

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Last night we solved a puzzle by mistaking a key component for a dungeon restroom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I'm afraid to ask

[+] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What the fuck is burrito craft

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A burrito craftsman is the sandwich artist of Mexican food. Burrito craft is what that person does.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think I'm having a stroke

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, I was only joking.

DO worry and seek assistance if you actually are having a stroke, though. I hear those are super bad for you.

Unless you meant the British slang for masturbation, in which case I wish you good luck in your endeavor, I guess 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You misunderstand. I have a medical condition where imagining burritos give me a stroke. Symptoms usually take a momem tu devep

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have a medical condition where imagining burritos give me a stroke

Should probably move away from El Paso, then.. Springfield, Illinois is lovely SOME of the year in my experience 🤷

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ballistic missiles on the way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, I was running out of those!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What am I reading?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This reply to your question.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Spam

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Kinda lit though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

When I'm DM, I'm always in the spotlight.

/s

This is mostly a joke. But my attention wanders when I'm not involved in the action for too long. I'm more entertained as a DM.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Makes me happy that some people can enjoy being DM because otherwise I wouldn't be able to play. I'm often too worried about messing with people, and my sense of mischief works better when it's my own character I'm getting into trouble.

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