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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What that sandwormtussy do?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

He shai on my hulud until I butlerian in his jihad

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

make spice 🥵

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

This is the best comment I've seen on lemmy to date. Kudos.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

volcel-vanguard

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Fear is the mindkiller

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bad Dragon already has one of these for real

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

DO NOT FUCK THE SANDWORM I REPEAT DO NOT FUCK THE SANDWORM

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Sandworms cannonically cannot fuck (humans at least), even if they really really want to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

don't tell me tell this person

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

They do get real horny though

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

These new fleshlights are getting scary man

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The Butt(er) Jihad

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Booty Boot Camp New Game+