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two blondes walk into a bar
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Two blondes walk into a bar
The third one runs into it
a seal walks into a club
And?
Seal clubbing is a thing, apparently. I'm not actually familiar with it, just a phrase I've heard over my lifetime.
Here's a random link I found which discusses the practice: https://priceonomics.com/the-business-of-seal-clubbing/
Oh, you mean a club like the tool 🤦.
Yeah, they kill them with that thing 🥺. For the skin...
I love “into a bar” jokes
This is a good one.
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2024
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