this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Does not cause gonorrhea that we know of.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bet you can fit a hell of a lot of diplococcus in a diplodocus.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Hey, if that's their thing...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

How much diplococcus could a diplodocus diplodicate if a diplodocus could diplodicate diplococcus?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Just like a Hippo and a Zippo. One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hey now, many diplococcus microbes are STI free!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not with THAT attitude

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But can you give Diplodocus gonorrhea?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Time to do the nasty in the past-y!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)