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Banana bread is 1,50$ a piece, cheese cake 2,50$, and an apple crumble is 2,70$. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol I like how you fucked up the joke. ;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did I? As a non native speaker it's dad joke level funny for me

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cakes and pies are different so the title takes a little more thought to figure out the play-on-words

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, something new every day. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I think it's funnier that none of those are pies.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

But why is the rum (cake) gone?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually 🥖🥖🥖🥖/5

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lol baguettes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Brilliant! But here's my take as a kiwi

Mince and cheese $1,50 each, stake and cheese $2,50, and a sausage roll is $2,70. Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's so dad level I don't understand it. Anyone care to explain?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Pierates of the Caribein

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Pirates of the Caribbean...I think

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That was a long walk off a short plank.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pie rates of the car I be in

Pirates of the Caribbean

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIII.. Thank you

Also sorry for the lateness of my reply. I'm using Sync and just figured out I've been getting replies but no notifications.