Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2024
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Pancreas :)
🎶 My pancreas attracts every other
Pancreas in the universe
With a force proportional
To the product of their masses
And inversely proportional
To the distance between them 🎶
Wanna eat it? :3
Puppies!!!
Pussies
Pedos
Ooh, we doin’ pancakes today??
To talk to kitties? Ps ps ps ps ps
Kikiky Nootnoot noot ps ps ps
::rubs fingers together::
Cat's can't resist!
Come on guys...its obviously potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
You really need a comma in there.
Presidential elections? Promo codes? Packing peanuts?
Everyone deserves a Samwise Gamgee in their life
As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.
Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.
He is you, the reader.
You forgot to say that you're big and bearded.
48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron
Why you gotta call me out like that?
Over 60: Gandalf is the ultimate goal. Even after death, you can get the white version.
I see you
I'm going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me
Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.
But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam
TOES
😩
We could all use a Samwise in our lives
If we can't find one, then you must become one for those around us.
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
whatever happened to Faramir?
Store brand Aragorn?
yet the same quality without all the fuss (the book version)
Also loyal AF
Get yourself a guy who looks like Aragorn but cooks like Samwise. 😍
They've both got heart.
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Pippin is clearly the best character.
Ye, Sam is good.
Hi. It's me. I'm the potato. Please end it quickly.
Shh! You'll get boiled for that!