this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Actually it's still best to dispose of properly. If the item is not a native species it could cause problems in the ecosystem, especially if it contains seeds.

(Yes I know it's a shitpost, but still a good opportunity to learn)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

To be fair, modern edible banana breeds don't really contain any seeds. I'll admit it might cause a spontaneous clown spawning in to slip on it, which might not end well

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Even if you don't care about that, don't throw it in the road or the sidewalk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I was actually thinking about in the countryside or camping etc., didn't occur to me that people would be rude enough to litter on purpose.

Yeah, it was nice living in that bubble of fantasy for five minutes xD

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

…It’s Smii7y. The man is a living, breathing shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he was dictating and had the whole banana in his mouth?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Or… new Doritos collab with Panda Express maybe?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A doritobowl would probably be biodegradable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can I get a bowl made of Doritos?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's actually what I kept asking for, and this was the closest I got. I guess there are too many photos of bowls of Doritos

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Not just that, Dorito soup!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

So if you poop on that guy's driveway it's not littering? Cool story.