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[–] [email protected] 73 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

he's MN's 3rd district representative who's trying to primary Biden.

which is hilarious because the dipshit mostly voted with biden on everything. to quote a weird lady I know... "he's a younger, less attractive version of Biden."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

First I ever heard the name Biden used in the context of attractiveness. Dudes 206 years old and probably smells like dust.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

No no. You should Google young Biden.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

He looks like a foot.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes if you build it, they don’t come,” Dean Phillips told reporters outside of the Manchester DoubleTree hotel this morning, after no voters showed up to his “Government Repair Truck Coffee Conversations” event in 22 degree weather.

Not sure if this is sad or funny or both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I mean, there's plenty of places in NH where "Truck Repair Coffee" sorry, "Truck Repair Dunkins" will get people in the door but Manchester?

Also "Government"? That'll just drive people away. Who the hell named this event? Dean Phillips? Is he a Democrat plant so they can say "See? No one wants a Biden challenger!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

okay but I wasn't invited. I swear I would have been there if he had invited me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

This is the same guy who completely blew a town hall by not being able to read the room about Israel's war on Gaza. Maybe he's not cut out for politics.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

The name of the article is almost the entire content of the article, except that this guy is apparently running against Biden in the primary. There, saved you a click.