Memes

Even Muad'Dib started out small.

Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.

Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.

Roll initiative!

Worms being converted to Christianity

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can't repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.

Stroke without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs

Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.

For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.

Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

Tremors prequel

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.

This is how we mine for the spice.

Running sticks together creates subterranean earth WiFi, which earthworms love.

Rub without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

How-To: Teach Worms About Christianity for fun and Profit!

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms

Worms emerge to worship Jesus

You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it's the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.

Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.

*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.

Walk without a rhytm, and you won't attract the worm!

worms are attracted to jesus being crucified

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

Figure 8(a):

The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.

Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.

If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.

Thumper prototype obviously

Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).

How to entertain people on social media.

jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes

How prangent is formed.

In three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.

Adjust garlic-infused crossed stake until sharp end is directly above the heart of a vampiric earthworm, then thrust.

How to convert worms to Christianity

Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.

How to introduce religion to a new civilazation

What the heck is even the right explanation for this?

They feel the vibrations and think it's your mom

Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it's raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.