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Thanks, TCP/IP
(lemmy.today)
UDP: Hold my beer.
Well, the packets start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin'
and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'
-DDOS attacks
Didn't make sense not to ping for fun
UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.
Or don't. I don't care. Anyway here's the bill
I gave my best effort.
UPNP: I'm about to end this whole man's career
Universal Plug'n'Play?
beer proceeds to shatter on the ground
UDP: meh
Here's another one, catch!
Career prospects
Are they going to expand into Canada? That's a much better deal than getting reemed by Telus or Rogers.
Yeah, no joke. That would be awesome, and they wouldn't be scared off by the paper terrorism.
When Mexico sends us us people, they're not sending their best. /s
Damn, they must be charging an arm and a leg then, or your firstborn perhaps.
Wi-Fi protection racket has to be a new one, right?
If you're using TCP and losing packets you should be panicking though, because something is very wrong...
True, but TCP will just resend them, you won’t lose anything but some latency. Meaning it’s something to look into, but not something to panic about.
You can lose packets. Just cut the cable, but the other side will notice that the transmission is incomplete.
Shouldn't the engineer be a bit more worried if the cable's been cut?
If UDP drops packets it's probably nothing. If TCP drops packets it's because something's actually wrong.
Drug engineers
Senior drug architect
Drug scrum master
IT dealers
Sonic: gotta go QUIC.
Actually even a few dropped packets is too many in IT IMO lol
"you pee tcp? i pee urine" - chip ~ sales guy vs web dude
Hahahaha
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
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