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Thanks, TCP/IP (lemmy.today)

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago

UDP: Hold my beer.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Well, the packets start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin'

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

-DDOS attacks

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Didn't make sense not to ping for fun

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Or don't. I don't care. Anyway here's the bill

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I gave my best effort.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

UPNP: I'm about to end this whole man's career

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Universal Plug'n'Play?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

beer proceeds to shatter on the ground

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

UDP: meh

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Here's another one, catch!

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