who the FUCK is black mold futures

e: I have a day one account, I know who BMF is, lmao. I was just being facetious towards OP not mentioning them

I still expect to see UlysseysT's formulaic comments. Gone, but not forgotten.

liberalsocialist erasure

cromalin literally spends her entire waking existence digging up gold for c/traaaaaaans and this is the thanks she gets??

and no happybadger? he's the premier source for patriotic facts about the Democratic People's Republic of Sashatown!

not even a single mention of kristina or dayofdoom??? no othello????

i could go on forever but i won't. send me your address OP. right now.

Tervell.

Not legendary, but he posts a constant stream of content into my slop bucket and I can't help but respect that.

If I ever become known as 'legendary' I'm logging off forever.

Do I have to fight @[email protected] in single combat?

ya'll remember 7 Deadly Fetishes? he was legendary for bad reasons. More infamous, i suppose.

One day this site will know me by my effortpost comments which follow the exact same pattern:

• Hyperspecific information about random topics

• Is extremely pedantic about wording

• Goes on wild tangents when using examples, analogies, and irl experiences that often take up half of the comment itself

• Is visibly restraining self in the comment from rolling off of one rant and directly into another one

• Uses too many paragraphs

• Fails to respond to replies at least half of the time

• Terrible proofreading

• Always has more to say, gestures at this often, tries to remember that people might actually have to read the comment and holds back because of character limits and attention spans

• A love of semicolons

• e.g., i.e., etc. all the time

• Every third sentence comes with (bonus additional content), frequently needs to use square brackets within parentheses because the bonus content has its own bonus content

• Often threatens to make effortposts in comments, rarely does

Strong vibes

Shitbird.

Melina. Enough said

TC69 erasure

trying to pick up the slack jeez dude

ignoring @[email protected] too smh

I like to think I'm at least well known for always being around.

The most legendary posters eventually log off to go on big

ReadFanon will someday too, I'm sure of it

@[email protected] is a legendary poster so legendary he logged off

I'm happy y'all enjoy my shitposts, please smell what I am cooking.

RESPECT TERVELL, RIGHT FUCKING NOW

@JoeySteel is truly legendary as he was a top-tier power poster who was banned over three years ago, so only the oldest posters remember him.

Catadora_Stalinism

Okay

sorry but @[email protected] is the best poster on this site

I led a fucking moomincoup and this is the thanks I get smh

BarackObama and the ace boy posting is legendary.

LiberalSocialist and BMF were infamous if not legendary.

The Beatrice avatar poster that does all the trans memes is legendary. Also when are we getting a fucking Umineko emoji you biased mods?

The one poster who made all those videos was legendary.

Kerryposting was funny and involved a legendary poster.

I miss Enver

I dreamed I saw @[email protected] last night,

Online as you or me

Says I, "But @[email protected] , you're 3 years offline,"

"I never logged off," says he.

"I never logged off," says he.

I'm way past my prime, sorry. I'm just a cranky old bitch now days.

You're just going to ignore Melina and BMF? is gold.

I'm going to have to launch a full attack of stick insect posts, aren't i?