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Hard to believe the followers are down with makeup.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 10 months ago (48 children)

I've always been amazed by the people who think he looks normal.

9" sideburns wrapped around his head. you can see the places where they replanted hair on his forehead.

he's a fat orange carney, and his supporters will never admit it, but they're the rubes.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (5 children)

To be fair it's not quite that orange...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

so like... his skin looks like the skin on the roast chicken while still half baked

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Rotisserie Don

The chicken no one wants to smell much less eat.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Looks like he got hit square in the face by a makeup cannon.

I'm starting to understand the right wing hate for drag queens. Those guy's makeup game makes Donnie look bad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

They were pretty spot on I’d say

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

One sec I need to put on my face

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That lil mud flap… he should grow it to a mullet and full Florida man

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They lost their shit over a sport coat.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Remember that time Obama ate Dijon mustard? Now that was a scandal.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And the helmet. Don't forget the helmet. They had a meltdown when he used a bicycle helmet, while riding a bicycle. They said it made him look weak.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

the man promoting brain safety and republicans immediately lose the little brain they have left... it's like their goal is to have the largest number of brain injured people voting or something.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Black man thinks he’s fancy with his deejohn mustard and multigrain bread?! It’s called the White House for a reason! White bread wrapped around butter, deep fried in the tears of mothers who lost heroes fighting for FREEDOM!”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Oeh, and don't forget the tan suit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I were prominent and running against trump, I would literally do all of Trump's embarrassing things just once each, so that I can use the GOP to generate its own attack ads for me. Not the personal assaults or anything policy-wise obviously.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Just use the attack ads Trump used on Ted Cruz.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (9 children)

It's be shocked if Biden didn't put on any makeup tbh

I just assume anyone who spends most of their time under immense public scrutiny would use at a minimum a very light amount of makeup. It's basically undetectable but makes a noticable difference in how you are perceived.

Maybe that's just the theater talking

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The fact that he is bright orange all the time exposes the issue that he has no one around him that will be honest with him, a trait common to very rich and or powerful people. Its also a massive red flag (orange flag?) which says do not let this person near levers of power.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also the fact that all his suits are extremely ill fitting.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And he apparently smells like sh!t and has for decades, thats not an old guy thing, its a --he has surrounded himself with yes men to the point that literally no one will even tell him he needs to change his gotch-- thing

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

That's absolutely true of every world leader.

We're talking about the constant orange. Like, the dude is orange. Not tan. Not flushed. Orange.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

It's all about screen res and gpu anyway

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They would straight faced say he’s ashamed of his white skin or he’s pandering to people of color. Maybe someone should pop that question to the orange buffoon and watch his brain short circuit more than it already has

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Whoa he’s like the chosen one. Peak human. Dicktater for life.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Meh, it'll be fine so long as he doesn't wear a tan suit, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

That's just Geert Wilders.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He got that stable genius drip

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