this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ugh... I wanna be sedated. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam...

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

There's a pill for that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn, it was right in front of me!

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, I just Googled it, I didn't make it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You didn't make it to the promotion to lieutenant list? No worries, this new year brings all the goods.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Oh, just ask Billups.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now this is a quality shit post! Happy New Year and thanks for all the laughs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Happy New Year to you as well!

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Oh you kids today with your Taylor Swifts and your Doja Cats and your I can't come up with the name of a third modern musician...

https://genius.com/Ramones-i-wanna-be-sedated-lyrics

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (4 children)

They were a band in 1974... doesn't make us a bunch of kids. Milenials are in there 30s and 40s now dude.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They lasted till 1996 though. You can be a millenial who was 15 when the Ramones broke up.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Doesnโ€™t mean you listened to them, or knew their song names, or liked them even one tiny bit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Oh Joey, Iโ€™m not angry anymore

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Iโ€™m a millennial and have listened to the ramones my entire life, they arenโ€™t exactly irrelevant to my generation. Punk is forever!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Not the miracle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am a millennial and all the alt rock radio stations by me played this song in the 90s/ 2000s.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Did the radio also show you how the bandmembers look like?

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

To be fair, being aware of the Ramones doesn't mean you're going to like their music. In my experience the opposite is the more likely reaction.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I like the song, but it was pre-millennial and millennials aren't exactly young anymore.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Beyonce. Rihanna (reminds me of rhinitis). Dua Lipa. BTS.

I shit on modern music sounding all the same but I somehow (subconsciously) picked very different sounds.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's just because history only remebers the good songs and artists. The 70's and 80's were full of derivative crap too but most of it got forgotten. Theres also just more artists nowadays, so the repetitive shit is more prevalent

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was explaining this to someone the other day who thought modern rap was all trash whereas the 90s and 2000s were all gold. I explained there are thousands of moderately successful acts from those decades weโ€™ve just forgotten when remembering the few dozen names we call great.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I only learned the name 'Doja Cat' yesterday and thought it would be fun to use it since I had an opportunity...

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Woah, this is so fucking perfect!
And of course I missed it until 2023 was already over here...

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nothing to do, no where to go-oh

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

just get me to the airport, put me on a plane.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Those other ten hours are kind of shit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

True lmao. I was referencing this song

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

A nap sounds good right now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Hey itโ€™s that downpunxx guy

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just sent this to my twenty two year old daughter.

She instantly understood it and had a good laugh.

I raised that kid right I tell ya.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My 13-year-old is also a Ramones fan. She discovered them on her own!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Sharing music has been a thing between us since I used to make up stupid songs to sing to her in the bouncy chair.

We played endless CDs on car trips when she was little and we'd sit out in the back yard listening to music on nice days.

When she learned to read, she would have me print out lyrics so she could sing along.

I took her to her first concert when she was thirteen - X and Blondie at the state fair.

We've gone to hundreds of shows since, built a substantial record collection together, driven around the country to attend festivals, met and hung out with lots of musicians, and now we send each other links and suggestions since we live several states apart.

She became a hell of a sax player and a reasonably competent guitar player through all of it.

It's been the best bonding experience ever.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit I would've loved to see X!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Their latest show was NYE, you probably will have an opportunity to see X in 2024. Also sometimes play with Dave Alvin as The Knitters (Minus Billy Zoom)

http://www.xtheband.com/the-shows2

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

A couple years later we got to hang out with Exene for about an hour or so. Just the three of us. She's both off the charts crazy and unbelievably kind. It's a strange juxtaposition that fits her perfectly.

That happened because by random chance, several hours before the show, she saw my daughter wearing an Exene T-shirt, so she came up to us and we all just started talking.

At the end of the show, she personally gave my daughter the set list and one of DJ's drum sticks.

That was one helluva day for us.