this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought all these stories were fake, but it takes some next level shit to fake not getting a joke about "the only thing I know is I know nothing."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, that was Sokrates mit Plato
Or did I mix that up?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well, it was Socrates per Plato. And everything Plato supposedly wrote was supposedly Socrates. Greek philosophy authorship is... dubious.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Must have been a follower of Diogenes Laertius.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Mmm, this screenshot is deep frying nicely

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Well shit, I missed that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Lemmings - "tHeReS nOt EnOuGh CoNtEnT!!!!!"

Also lemmings - "iVe SeEn ThIs BeFoRe!!!!!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Tbf, Plato basically was the ancient Greek equivalent of the podcast musclebro that will occasionally hard right into some VERY concerning ideas about how letting "the wrong people" have a say is what's wrong with society.

This is the philosophical lineage that ended with Alexander the Probably Killed by His Own Liver in Vengeance for Years of Endless Drunkardness

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

you're just a projection from another plane