this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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cute dogs, cats, and other animals

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (3 children)

All I hear in my head is a dot matrix printer...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And all i see is guitar hero patterns

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dog is a master of expert difficulty

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I only see four columns of notes. That is only a medium dog.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

We'd need sleipnir for extra difficulty.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Don't forget to tear off the sides.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Allow me to sing you the song of my people: "scccreeeeeeee! Mmmrrrrrrr. Screeeeeee!"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

I'm just thinking of all those times people have found weird footprint patterns out in the snow and been like, what cryptid is this?? Cute fluffy little cryptid...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That doesn't seem real... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I think front and back paws usually step into the same footprint but the harness is squeezing those legs closer together

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that gait is unnatural, that dog is either injured or on their way to injury.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I think the simpler answer is that it's fake.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

If the harness is causing that, then it's too tight and will cause injury.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Needs an alignment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Hence the term "dog tracking ".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I’m mesmerized