Mayo, duh
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Mayo, mustard, and ketchup
Mayo + ketchup
Ketchup
It is a race between mayo and mustard. Having to pick one I'd prefer mustard.
What I'm eating will determine which two of those I am combining together. Potentially all three, in some cases. But there are also times when all the of those are better left out, in favor of barbecue sauce.
All three on my burger, please.
Mustard obviously. It's objectively the least disgusting and has the most use cases.
Do I get to know what I’m choosing it for?
Mayo is best for creating a slippery surface. Mustard stings the most in the eyes, and ketchup allows me to play dead by mimicking blood.
So I need to know the context to know what kind of Jason Bourne scenario my condiment is for.
Mustard.
A 75/25 Ranch/Sriracha aioli
Ketchup for potatoes and some meats. Mustard for sausages and some other meats. Mayo for the trash can.
mayochup if olny hinez (how spell)
here we put ketchup on pizza until it's completely covered by it. something like this except you can't even see the toppings and cheese just ketchup
Both at the same time
Probably mayo, but I need to know on what.
Pants iykyk
Mustard's my choice. Mayo leaves a dirty mouth feel/taste until I can brush my teeth again, good to cook with though. Ketchup is what happens when marketing and focus groups fix mustard, good of Canadians to help find it’s purpose.
Mayo on burgers Mustard on fries Ketchup on onion rings or steak if it's over done.
Sriracha
Ketchup is sugar with tomato. Something you feed little children. Mustard had its place but Mayo for most uses of course.
Ketchup at minimum is tomato and vinegar.
Miracle whip. Only.