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PLEASE WAKE UP. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

mf sent me a message telling me to wake up but not how

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's where any net-to-brain communication will aim at, and it will be way worse than car warranties...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So you're telling me that "immortality" is just an excuse to keep draining money out of you?

Edit: I thought you were talking about saving minds in machines, and I think it's even scarier than what you said...

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Is the outside world better or worse than the one I'm in now?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Asking the real questions

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The matrix paradox

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Wake me up inside

Can't wake up

Wake me up inside

Save me

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Ok, for all those asking how to wake up - all you need to do is to open your eyes.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"This is not a dream. We are using your brain as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious mind. This is not a dream. What you are seeing is actually occurring."

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Wait you're enjoying this? You sick bastard.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Heck no. But if this is a dream it must be literal hell out there.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Depends... Could be a nightmare we're in...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The only way to wake up is by depositing some bitcoin into this account.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Okay... let me just pull myself up by my brainstraps and wake tf up then!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're not even my step dad

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Is it as bad out there as it is in here?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

As someone who has tripped balls on similar things before this legitimately haunts my ass even to this day.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

i’m gonna put this on my wall fr

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can see the message, how do I get out? Do I jump off a building? Please give instructions.

Edit: HELP MY TOTEM IS SPINNING FOREVER. WTF IS GOING ON? GET ME OUT OF THIS DREAM!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You actually prefer this reality?!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

How do you wake up then

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

nah im kinda eepy

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I am scarred for the rest of my life now

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not gonna lie, I've had an acid trip that was along this line, and this is the first time seeing this!

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