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What do you get? (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Could you post the text of this for those of us who are blind?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Lol. Thanks

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Answer: frostbite

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Also please scream the words at your phone for those of us who are deaf

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?

FROSTBITE!!

this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2023

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