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[–] [email protected] 98 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"I declare that I am not a citizen of this country!"

Also:
"Give me a passport"

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago

I don't want to register my child, so instead a signed an affidavit and filed it with my local branch of government.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

"I want all the rights of a citizen, but none of the responsibility!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Right? My first thought was a sovereign citizen meant they simply want to exist without needing documentation to prove that they exist. But then I saw how complicated it got like they really want a passport? They really want documentation but they don't want WHAT exactly? I don't understand.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That’s alot of hoops to jump through for absolutely no benefit whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago

Facebook should have a "call CPS" report function.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sovereign citizens are just playing at being anarchists.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They still expect the state to protect them & cater to them.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

"What do you mean I can't just get all the benefits without any of the responsibilities? I want to talk to your manager."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Anarchists have the ultimate social responsibility, taking part in all decisions and participating fully in their community.

Whatever they're doing is the opposite, but I guess they both disagree with hierarchal power.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My wife has found a YouTube channel that is nothing but SovCits getting arrested after escalating traffic stops & it is truly a salve for my soul.

The fact that black American SovCits exist, absolutely blows my mind.

The fact that British & Australian SovCits exist is absolutely ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The sovcit arrests are hilarious. The Moorish black sovcits are some of the wildest. I'm in all their Facebook groups and the things they believe are crazy bonkers batshit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Here's one from yesterday:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Damn, they have the brain function to navigate all this bureacratic red tape but still mental acrobat their way into sovcitizenship.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I watched the entire Darrell Brooks trial and it was sovcit gold. If you're into that stuff I'd look up some highlights. The entire thing was absolute insanity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's on my wife's phone, but she said to search for Van Balion to start down the rabbit hole.

EDIT: Law Talk with Mike was another one.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The fun part is that the Department of State will send them a letter saying, "you can either provide a birth certificate or not, but we're keeping your money either way." Also, if the parent tries to "correct" their own passport, they'll get a different letter that says, "you can have the same regular ass passport you already have or you can have nothing, aaand we're keeping your money either way."

So I guess enjoy spending like $300 for nothing.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So I guess enjoy spending like $300 for nothing.

Don't forget the endless victimizing by a unjust government that they refuse to recognize as legitimate. They really get off when that happens.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The random capitalization of letters mid-sentence drives me unreasonably crazy.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a Sovereign Citizen they are not Subject to your rules Of proper grammar And spelling

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Oh my god, I hate you so much.

(Not actually, to be clear. I do get it was sarcasm)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I choose to believe that they had to google the spelling of those words - and then copied and pasted them in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

What is with people doing this? Do they think it makes something more important? Seems like a trump thing. Or maybe it's from how Christians always capitalize "God". Idk.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

These are the Magic Words of Power that make it possible to slip outside the Machine and live the Life of ultimate freedom. Say the right ones and They will have no ability to control you.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit! This guy's taking Roy off the grid!

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (4 children)

renouncing my status

Please tell me this means renouncing their citizenship. Always hilarious watching people set up a bear trap, sharpen the teeth real good, double check the springs, and then intentionally step right on it

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

That's exactly it. They think they get a special state national passport.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This gonna be so unfortionant for the kid

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

I love misspellings you can hear

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When I first read some judge's summary of their ruling on a sovereign citizen case, I was puzzled about why the judge spent so much time talking about the capitalization of letters in it. Then I read further and discovered that a core tenet of their goofball belief system is that words have different meanings (legal and perhaps even material) when you capitalize them differently.

What a fucking weird thing to believe. Reminds me of scientologists with Xenu.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah they have a whole book about it called Word Magic. Here's an example.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

If a movie had an insane person saying the words on that page, I'd call it too over the top to be believable. Sovereign citizens are self-parodying.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

I'm sure I'm just over thinking some of the process!

Yeah, overthinking, that's your problem buddy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Can someone explain to a non-usa person what is sovereign citizen ?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sovereign citizen is a term some people to describe themselves. They feel they should be allowed to live in and benefit from society without being subject to the rules or duties that go along with that. It is not a real status and has no legal basis. The groups like this person has joined are an echo chamber where they feed each other bad interpretations of laws and loopholes. When they inevitably end up in court they will agree the loophole applies. It never works.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They often have a very poor understanding of the law, they think lawyers are basically wizards and if they too say the right magic words ("the flag in this court has a gold fringe which means it's an admiralty court and you don't have jurisdiction") then they won't have to pay their traffic fine or taxes or whatever it is that they don't want to pay for

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There is some truth in their belief that "the Law" is a lot more flexible than the rest of us realize.

Look at the kid gloves the courts have used with Trump's cronies and other right-wing kooks. Alex Jones is a great example; owes over a billion dollars in restitution and hasn't paid one cent. The court's response has been "lol, blood from a turnip ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ".

The law is pretty much a sham.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

That's not magic though, that's money.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_citizen_movement

Tl;dr is nutters/scammers who believe they can opt out of the laws/responsibilities of being a citizen.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

As an aside, sovcits are not an exclusively US phenomenon. Most Commonwealth nations have some version of "freemen on the land" which is basically the same thing, though the specific details they fixate on may be different. I've also heard there's a German version as well.

Even in the US it's not exclusively MAGA-ish militia types or super fundamentalists. There's also the Moorish National strain, for example, which operates under the idea that the US Government is actually just a corporation operating under the sovereignty of an imaginary "Moorish Empire" in Africa, East India Company-style, whose existence is covered up by some kind of conspiracy

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Idiots that think they know the magic words to make legal consequences for their bullshit disappear.

Of course, even if they did have a point with their conspiacist nonsense (they don't), they get humiliated in court every. single. time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's a lot of words to actually not say much. Which is what they're all about I suppose.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I'm sure it'll be fine. When has anyone ever needed a birth certificate? And surely nobody would ever get pedantic about something like that!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why do these loons always capitalize random words? They all do it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It Makes Them Sound Authoritative In Their Head

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