this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The overlap between gangster rappers and Santa: cap

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Shorty get your ass over here

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why does the bottom overlap section being empty bother me so much?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be correct top have another ho - I guess it's redundant...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

No because then rappers would say "YO HO HO"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

∄ no sound from Gangsta Rappers who are also Santa, except from those who are Pirates

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Snoop Dog actually makes a living off of his sounds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is he Santa? Then he must also be a pirate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He is indeed Santa, and also the lead singer of Korn, but I'm not confirmed on if Snoop Dog has ever committed piracy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Well then this proves it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That and the Ho Santa section, that's not how Venn diagrams work.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I remember seeing ads for a gay christmas party called HO HO HO MO.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean this IS a shitpost community

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We say "Yo, ho!" but we don’t say "ho,"

'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Where is the circle for Hostess HoHos?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

The overlap between gangsters and Santa should be ..

Hole

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There should be an encompasing circle that says Brook from One Piece

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yo ho ho ho IS Brook

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I've had the damn song stuck in my head since I saw this post.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Santa has an extra ho, that's what was weird until I put my finger on it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That's another thing my mother and gangster rappers have in common! Aside from being incredibly concerned by my daily choices.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Oh what a laugh it would have been

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He does? At least in America, I feel like "ho ho ho" is the traditional number of hoes.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The venn diagram has a ho entry where there typically isn't an entry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

this doesn't clear up anything

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Don't harsh the holiday buzz, man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

This is missing Metal Gear Solid V: Whoa Ho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Any Ho's in the house?