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This is getting hilarious

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lorem ipsum, dolor sit amet!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Consectetur adipiscing elit :)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tu quid dicis de me, putasne? Ego youll ' have vos scitis ego lectus summo genere meo In Classe Sigilla, et ego iam involved in Numerosis secretum excursionibus al-Quaeda, et ego super 300 confirmata necat. Ego sum summo orci pellentesque in agone totius US armati virium. Nihil mihi es, sed aliud scopum. Ego extergimus te irrumabo cum praecisione similia, quae numquam ante visa sunt In terra hac, mark fucking verba mea. Vos can adepto auferat putas dicere quod stercore mihi super Penitus? Cogita iterum, fucker. Ut loquimur arcanum meum retis exploratores trans USA contingentes et IP tuus nunc investigatur ut tempestatem, vermiculum melius paras. Tempestas, quae parum misellam delet, quam vitam tuam vocas. Fucking es mortuus, haedus. Alicubi esse possum, quolibet tempore, et te supra septingentos vias interficere possum, et nudis manibus iustum est. Non solum in armis late exercitatus sum, sed accessum habeo ad totam armamentarium Civitatum Americae Unitarum Marine Corps et eo utar ad plenam suam amplitudinem ut asinum tuum miserum faciem continentis abstergas, parum stercore. Et si cognovisses quid riderem tuum parum "callidus" comment erat adducere descendit super te, maybe vos would tenuit tua stupri lingua. Sed non poterat, non, et nunc erant ' solvente pretium, tu goddamn fatuus. Ego cacas in furore tuo, et in eo mergam te. Fucking es mortuus, kiddo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like I should feel bad that I was able to figure out which copy-pasta this was after the first sentence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

it's the navy seal copypasta

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I skipped to the end, and the last sentence was what gave it away for me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's outrageous! That's unfair!

...they need to allow stuff like Sanskrit and ancient Egyptian, too!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't think those are supported by most browsers.> Sanskrit

EDIT: Umm.... actually with Sanskrit, I stand corrected

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanskrit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Add long as it's in Unicode, it should work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

supra cali fragilis expiare docius

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally "to atone for brittle hotness". Idomatically: "hot for teacher".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

inb4 "Does anyone else think that the teacher in The Magic Schoolbus is pretty cute?"

also: "Hey, it's Ms. Frizzle, not Mrs. so she's siiingle."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Reddit Delenda Est

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s pretty funny… err I mean hoc est ridiculam!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if your post is any indication its going to sound like harry potter cosplay in there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget to bring your magic wand

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sic semper tyrannis.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oesday itway attermay atwhay indkay ofway Atinlay?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Quando flunkus omni moritati.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hic et nunc

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ut sementem veceris ita metes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

caecilius est in horto

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My username finally fits in somewhere!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Spez Ite Domum

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

incredibly based

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum*

*yes, I know: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5937294/trivia/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

That’s it. That’s all I know. Thank you The West Wing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Illigitimi non carborundum.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Minime cacas!?!?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Et vidit Deus quod esset bonum.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Google translate is giving me "If kept silence stayed philosopher."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Colloquially it means "If you'd kept your mouth shut, we might've thought you were clever."

It's my favourite Latin phrase, and not directed at you btw. :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Literally, "If you-would-stay-silent, a-philsopher you-would-remain".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Praeclara opinio!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They’ve officially branched out to Lemmy: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ce corps qui s'appelait et qui s'appelle encore le saint empire romain n'était en aucune manière ni saint, ni romain, ni empire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

semper ubi sububi!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hic haec hoc

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