Nuh uh. Wesley totally has a girlfriend he makes the sex with. She just goes to this other universe. You wouldn't know it.
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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The fact that you call it "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.
Calm down, ghost fucker.
She kills anyone she sees as a potential partner so she can fuck em
Oh god, suddenly I'm having flashbacks to the SeaQuest episode where Roy Scheider gives Jonathan Brandis the safe sex talk and gives him a condom.
(I was looking for another Wesley gif and found this one...)
I’m pretty sure he boned Ashley Judd that one time.
My mans threw it into Ashley Judd tho
Does it count if it's with a time paradox clone of yourself?
Yes, unless it's one of Wesley. The little turd.
This depends, we have to apply logic, like the Vulcans do.
If it's the nasty in your pasty then you're not a virgin and negates the whole situation. Therefore, by proof of contradiction, the "past" you is actually another separate entity from another timeline, and you've achieved sex.
If it's a future you then it doesn't count, as you can't prove it wasn't merely temporal masterbation.
Even the Vulcan science directorate cannot refuse this.
And now, another meme format belongs to the collective.