this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's available in the US, you just have to be increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Which is why I'm getting increasingly progressive as time... Wealths?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

As good a proof as any that Trump is poor af

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ironically this feature is likely only available in the US.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

isn't healthy living a Chinese thing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

-20 social credits

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

only just have to be you increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen a watch with such a high degree of accuracy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a watch that shows the exact correct time two times a day

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That more times than any working watch. Consider:

If a watch is working but its time deviates from the actual correct time by one second, that watch will never, ever show the correct time. It will always be off by that one second.

A broken watch, on the other hand, is guaranteed to show the exact correct time twice every day.

Therefore broken watches are more useful than working watches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Carl's Jr has deemed you an unfit parent!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Would you like fries with that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

POV: low effort healthcare meme.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Or Scottish

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

clicks ok

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