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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also the wealth of your parents.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And lack of motivation. But other than all those things, I've got what it takes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Exactly, we might not have wealth, or support, or opportunity, or capacity, or willingness, or hope... but we have been imbued with the belligerence of life, so that won't stop us!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's not true, there's also my lack of ability to be born to rich parents

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My biggest failure is I never got a small loan of 100 million dollar from my father.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

million dollar loan

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

And a disturbing lack of ever-important money

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Looks at Musk, Bezos etc

That can't be right...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This should go on one of those Demotivational posters. In fact what happened to them? I want some.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lies. It's also my lack of money!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Don't forget the system which was designed to make sure you stay down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Watch out everybody,when I get past those roadblocks,I'll be unstoppable!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

So what you’re saying is all I have to do is get rid of those things? Great! I know a real quick way brb… wait

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I as well crave the purity of steel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

You forgot "rich parents and/or country"

Gotta love capitalism

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ohh, I'm sorry, but all the base belong to corporations and ultra wealthy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

The poor CEO must seize the means of production from the rich workers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

don't forget the money