this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Yup. If you want me off the ship that badly, you're gonna have to come down here and push.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Shaxs won't stand for anything getting in the way of his dreams, he will run down there and shove the warp core out with his bare hands lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Sounds like the ships not eating enough fiber. Or too much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, yeah. The warp core is generally jettisoned as a last resort, and if the ship has taken a severe beating, the relevant tubes and conduits might be bent out of shape, making it harder to get it out.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You would think that a system needed only when shit is hitting the fan would be designed to work under extreme circumstances.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

To be fair, given how starfleet operates, it's a miracle the warp cores don't spontaneously detonate at any given moment.

Most species would build two ships if given two warp cores.

Starfleet would weld the two together and try to go twice as fast.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Shaxs

Chief of Security from Lower Decks. His "thing" is asking to either blow up, or eject, warp cores.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

LOL @ "Get Frisky with T'Ana"