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British Museum Under Pressure To Return Looted Hello Kitty Phone Case To Mall Kiosk (www.theonion.com)
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[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

At press time, the British Museum was facing increased criticism after claiming the mall kiosk would not be able to properly care for the prized Hello Kitty phone case.

[The British Museum] faces increased scrutiny after it was revealed that 2,000 artifacts were stolen from the museum by a senior curator over the course of years.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Thoroughly enjoyed the read, it truly sheds a light on the incredulity of the situation and the British stance

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

It doesn’t even address the fact that a senior curator had stolen over 2 000+ artifacts from them.

Yeah, those cultural artifacts were definitely safer at the British Museum than in their home countries 🙄

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

i think everyone can agree that the museum ultimately has the resources to care for the Hello Kitty Phone Case than the 5th grade girl.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It belongs in a museum!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

UK - Unresolved Kleptomania

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