this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I couldn't believe it was her, it was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! Yeah. She reminded me of my mother alright, no doubt about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like a midget at an urinal, I had to stay on my toes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Like a blind man at an orgy, I would have to feel my way through.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit eating Drano

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just want you to know, we're all counting on you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Surely you can't be serious

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ensign Nordberg is shocked

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's Lt. Commander for you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I always knew Riker had a drinking problem.