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Apparently DuckDuckGo has a low opinion of the new PHP release (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're not a true free software activist if you don't develop in USD 🦅🦅🦅

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The stupidity and cringe of this comment is what made it funny if you y'all didn't understand

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Thank you for backing me up

'Murica HECK YEAHH!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's obviously wrong. The correct value is around tree-fiddy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

OMG, did you give him tree-fiddy?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Free-tiddy??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why does a ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider need PHP? I imagine it's a typo'd Phillips-head screwdriver factory that got lost in the conversion to producing star-spangled torx screws.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Look, just because PHP doesn’t have multiple inheritance doesn’t mean you can’t wildly overengineer everything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

duckduckgo AGI confirmed?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Can't be true! Coffee is more expensive.