this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Any of you guys try this and find out your builder used the sugar free kind? Wtf?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta try the tastiest brand: Asbestos, nane checks out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah in the 60s there was tons of people who loved asbestos but sadly they all died out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

When I was about eight, my friends and I snuck into a construction site and went exploring. One of the older boys convinced all us younger ones that you could use the pink stuff as toilet paper. A few boys including the one who made this claim went and did a number two and used this magical 'toilet paper'. Everything was fine for the first hour ..... then they had to run home crying and figure out how to explain this to their parents.

It was an important lesson .... I never used it as toilet paper.

Daniel you crazy kid, I think about him every time I see pink insulation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That stuff is all over my attic! In big piles! You all can come over and jump around in it if you want.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I don't even know why they hide them there! Those builders are dicks!