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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

“Only wimps use tape backup. REAL men just upload their important stuff on ftp and let the rest of the world mirror it.”
― Linus Torvalds

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Publish a book containing the code and mail it to people for review

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Publish your code in a magazine so that people can type it in line-by-line to use your software.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Describe your code to ChatGPT 3.5, let it recreate what it thinks your code does and then paste it as a question on Stack Overflow

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Encode your repo as a video and upload it to YouTube

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Print your code in Braille

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Etch your code into a slab of sandstone and then bury it in the desert

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That one would be a great art piece. Maybe do all the code used in the apollo 11 mission

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its coder well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just call me Ozymandiassman

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On a more serious note, how the hell do people use GitHub? I was the Gitlab admin at my prior employer (and self-host my own instance) and now I am just a user of GitHub in my new role and jesus does it lack any organization whatsoever, it's actions are crap compared to Gitlab CI/CD, and it's projects are a flaming pile or garbage

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i feel like a boomer when i find something i want in github and i can't find where to download. if the download link isn't in the instructions, i always have to give up and move on. i know i could just google it but this just makes me too mad...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also struggle with this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

On the right side there is a link named "Releases":

Over there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

On the right side there is a link named "Releases":

Over there

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Welcome to 1999. Consultants have been testing code with HB pencils and plain paper for decades.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Just remember it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

No kidding, technical account manager senior executive of my company uses google sheets to store the code his team produces, instead of using the automated versioned back office I personally created 4 fucking years ago specifically for that purpose. He has absolutely no clue what code is currently in production and keeps asking my team for exports of its how database.

He also asked for a wordpress instance with an associate git repository (of the wordpress code) because why the fuck not. He wasn't pleased to hear that it makes absolutely no sense.

Last time I heard about him, he was threatening to leave the company.

Holy sweat banana, I know I don't prey much, but please make it happen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Morse Code that shit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Making a discord server with only you in it and pasting the entire file as a message

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Memorize your code while tripping on shrooms, try to access it accidentally on 'aha' moments when consuming again later.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Step 5: indian guy explaining code in a youtube video.Which weirdly connects to step 1.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/JRFZeP9Nv2w

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Print your code and mail it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Convert your code to binary encoded video frames and upload it to YouTube