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Word Avalanche: Gym rules state no bragging about weight loss unless 1/16th of a pound or more is shedded (lemm.ee)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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An ounce meant a loud announcement allowed

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Weigh self.

Go the toilet and take a dump.

Reweigh...Whooohoo!!! Weight loss!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Gonna guess that people who brag about weight loss of under an ounce weigh everything that goes in & everything that goes out!