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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Well done. The only weak matchup is the Amy->Cheryl one since Amy's a genius while Cheryl sniffs glue.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (5 children)

And since when is Krieger repulsive?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

I can fix him

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you forgetting about the whole "cameras in the bathroom" thing?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He can film my shitting asshole whenever he’d like.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

With your username, he might be getting more than he bargained for

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Many of us are not a fan of his gimp suit

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Do you own a windowless van with an anime girl inside?

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

While Amy is an actual physicist, it’s unclear whether Cheryl is an idiot or insane. I mean, she’s certainly insane, but that can make say and do things that come off as incredibly  stupid. At times, though, she appears to be quite intelligent and well-educated.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Cheryl/Carol of an explosive expert so there's that.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

She's probably just insane since she has occasional moments of clarity and intellect.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

You could also argue general sluttyness for both.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Both of them are (at least early in the series) promiscuous.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

She's still a ditz, even if she's supposedly a genius which always seemed out of character to me.

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you want crossover episodes? Because that's how you get crossover episodes.

NGL I'd love to see the plotlines of the shows swapped! Planet Express News and Information Services!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Planet Express News and Information Services!

Now there's a name that would never become controversial!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Are we still doing phrasing?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hum... Archer has a lot more initiative than Fry, but outside of that switching the plot lines wouldn't stand out a lot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Archer has a lot more intentional violence

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Futurama variance on that is so high, I'm not sure what show has the record.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Preprogrammed kill limit

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is Hermes a pushover? That's not how I viewed him

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When it comes to his wife and Barbados Slim he is.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Okay, look, Hermes, we got to think of the boy. He needs a daddy.

He has a daddy!

No, he got two half-daddies!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unlike Zoidberg, Krieger is not the medical kind of doctor.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zoidberg isn't either, his PhD is in art history

he later states in "The Duh-Vinci Code" that his PhD is in art history (as opposed to medicine).[7]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoidberg#cite_note-7

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah but at least zoidberg is an expert at xenobiology. He can dissect and diagnose pretty much anything that's not human.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But Krieger can build cyborgs. That's cooler than dissecting and diagnosing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Debatable but fair

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hermes isn't an accountant he's a bureaucrat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He performs the same functions for Planet Express.

Different terms for the same character job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does he though? We see Hermes, filing, holding meetings, firing and hiring people. He basically is running the business for the professor as well as stamping some forms. We don't ever see or hear of him doing anything with accounting or balancing the books.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

He's always showing off graphs about the profitability (or lack thereof) of Planet Express. He pulls quad duty as HR, finance, safety, and general demoralizer.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, Pam and Bender occasionally work. At least once. One work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hey, Bender has worked a lot. He is the company chef. Plus worked as a scab with Flexo.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I cannot believe Amy is lower level than Fry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

First Bender then Flexo the Fry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let’s just go alphabetically

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hermes is way a more confident man than Cyril.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cyril is pretty competent but Archer is his kryptonite.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And Mallory. Remember when their agency shut down and set up a new one with Cyril as the head and he tried to be assertive? Mallory subtly influenced him which made her the unofficial leader-- the leader yet again. That always cracks me up!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This fits so incredibly well

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This is pretty spot on.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Amy isn't the lowest, she's responsible for the Professor's dentures!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I thought Lana was voiced by Katey Sagal for the longest time. Still catch myself thinking that sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I accept the descriptions as technically true but...

The only two that feel similar are leela and lana. Everyone else is real stretch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Didn't know Amy was into being choked...

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