this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm conflicted. I love the reference and the movie. But Reddit is a dirty pirate hooker.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They fit perfectly in your throat

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've always thought Boba was Russian roulette for aspiration. It's a fad I'll never comprehend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Isn't chewing it half the fun of boba?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I have inhaled boba before, it was uncomfortable. I've liked Thai milk tea with boba for quite a long time, before it became so popular. Definitely not a fad for me, it's just a delicious dessert drink.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If i had a dollar for every time i heard that pickup line

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I imagine it would be a bit time-consuming to completely saturate giant boba with water. The small ones take 40-140 mins to get just right, and I doubt many would make an exaggeratedly huge batch like the pic in order to have many spares to test for cronch.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dammit this is unsettling. My trypophobia is tingling.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like a bunch of little eyes looking back at you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Crow moment

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Good news everybody! It's now a suppository!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I get milk tea without tapioca often when I go to bubble tea shops. Sometimes I opt for Taro instead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Does the "mr" there stand for "my rear end"?