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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It’s got a flared end so I can safely put it in my asshole.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just finished reading (listening to the AudioBook of) The Truth by Terry Pratchett. This would be one of Mr. Windlings pickles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That was exactly what I was going to say, though it was a re-read for me :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Same as. The new Audiobook is much higher audio quality than the earlier Audiobooks. They are all different in different ways and I find that I get more out of the original text after “reading” different narrations/adaptions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Jerkin yer gherkin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder that Justin Roiland is a pedophile

Oh, wrong pickle

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this from that stupid video he'd made a few years back or is there actually something substantial that came out since then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Idk anything about a video. But a lot of shit came out. Workplace harassment, a ton of messages on social media. Straight up grooming kids

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Oh. That's unfortunate.

In reference to the video I'd mentioned. There was a big cancel movement on him a few years ago because of some really weird amateur video he'd put out before becoming famous that included a bit about fucking a baby. It was in incredibly poor taste, and I didn't find the attempted joke all that funny, but even with the context you've given me it's pretty clear that nothing was meant to be taken seriously.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

If it stays hard for more than 4 hours you may need to call a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Your 'pickle' looks green, you should probably go see a doctor about that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It looks like a Veggie Tales character

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

guac and balls

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I didn't know the made pickles with a light bulb shape but I want to try out how long it's going to glow. https://youtu.be/axbAvYK9Hcw

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Vaguely has the shape of a pipe that a guy I used to know used to smoke meth out of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Pick and balls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Sigh...

unzips pants

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's a Pimpkle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

All of these puns, and nobody has called it a "dickle" yet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Sweet or dill?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

NNNovember's Pickle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It's like one of those clown balloons right as you start inflating it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

The coincidence that the discord I am in right now was talking about pickles as I scrolled Lemmy and saw this is making me question some things...

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anyone else ever see pictures of the inside of someone’s hands and wonder how many dicks they’ve stroked with them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Man what the fuck