This picture alone proves humanity is doomed. The text makes it clear that our end will probably be hilarious, tho.
NonCredibleDefense
A community for your defence shitposting needs
Rules
1. Be nice
Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.
2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes
If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.
3. Content must be relevant
Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.
4. No racism / hatespeech
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5. No politics
We don't care if you're Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
6. No seriousposting
We don't want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.
7. No classified material
Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.
8. Source artwork
If you use somebody's art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.
9. No low-effort posts
No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.
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11. No misinformation
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Image is a meme of a meme where somebody used bing to make a bunch of pictures of a fat black guy fighting alligators over pizza.
I guess they made up and got married.
I know that „original“. But there was no reason to dive deeper into the insanity of gator puncher.
But gator tits...
What?
Exactly my reaction. First for this weird ass image, than for the text... I just don't know
What yall don't eat C4? Oh well, more for me!
Apparently eating small amounts of C4 produces a "high similar to ethanol" so it gets you drunk as far as I can tell
it will also give you seizures and brain damage
Much like alcohol
Do they not have access to normal alcohol?
I have heard about one idiot eating RDX and he got very ill. (sugar cube size). Credibel source as it was from former colleagues a few months after I left the unit. Don't eat it, its really not good for you
First published in fucking 1903.
Nothing ever changes.
It's so nice that those two actually got together after the 'incident'. Love always triumphs 🤧
I don't understand the metaphor...
Among field troops in Vietnam it became common knowledge that ingestion of a small amount of C-4 would produce a "high" similar to that of ethanol.[23][21] Others would ingest C-4, commonly obtained from a Claymore mine, to induce temporary illness in the hope of being sent on sick leave
I need the original picture please Ill do anything
Anything? 👀
source: https://www.deviantart.com/flick-the-thief/art/meme-987811179
That is a lot of heresy...
What do you want?
The snitties have followed me, noooo!
not swords, surprisingly.
there may be an opportunity for axes, perhaps.