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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This picture alone proves humanity is doomed. The text makes it clear that our end will probably be hilarious, tho.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Image is a meme of a meme where somebody used bing to make a bunch of pictures of a fat black guy fighting alligators over pizza.

I guess they made up and got married.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know that „original“. But there was no reason to dive deeper into the insanity of gator puncher.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

But gator tits...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Exactly my reaction. First for this weird ass image, than for the text... I just don't know

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Apparently eating small amounts of C4 produces a "high similar to ethanol" so it gets you drunk as far as I can tell

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it will also give you seizures and brain damage

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Much like alcohol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Do they not have access to normal alcohol?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have heard about one idiot eating RDX and he got very ill. (sugar cube size). Credibel source as it was from former colleagues a few months after I left the unit. Don't eat it, its really not good for you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

First published in fucking 1903.

Nothing ever changes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's so nice that those two actually got together after the 'incident'. Love always triumphs 🤧

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't understand the metaphor...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Among field troops in Vietnam it became common knowledge that ingestion of a small amount of C-4 would produce a "high" similar to that of ethanol.[23][21] Others would ingest C-4, commonly obtained from a Claymore mine, to induce temporary illness in the hope of being sent on sick leave

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I need the original picture please Ill do anything

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That is a lot of heresy...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The snitties have followed me, noooo!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

not swords, surprisingly.

there may be an opportunity for axes, perhaps.