They must be the only person who platinumed the Gollum game.
this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he's not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe
If he eats a grow shroom he rage quits Mario Bros.
Dwarf fortress.
Pikmin
That new Golem game, unfortunately.
Kirby, BotW/TotK (not Twilight Princess), Sonic
Kerbal Space Program maybe?
jeb after the 2 asteroid clamps pull him apart into spaghetti
Lost Vikings
Grounded for sure.
"Wow, this Halo game looks cool, Master Chief is bada-
7 feet tall...
Godammit"
I'm guessing OP isn't a fan of NBA 2k franchise.
I guess it's JRR Tolkiens The Hobbit for PS2 for me then.
Or the Gollum game
Eww no lol
What is the game with the tallest possible protagonist?
If we are being loose by definition of “protagonist” here,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_(video_game)
Lets you become a galaxy. In terms of physical scale that’s pretty tall
My best guess is Katamari Damacy.
You start out as a small ball that rolls around and smaller than you things you touch stick to you, making you grow.
Eventually you start ripping out entire islands from the sea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkUxYlTA3Uc
Depends on your definition of protagonist probably? If I recall correctly in Katamari you are not actually the ball, but the very small prince who rolls the ball around. In the early stages when the ball is small enough you can still see him, but later when you roll up buildings etc. your actual protagonist is too small to be visible.
Try Hollow Knight!
i wouldn't be able to play any games
I think Mario is not that tall.
> Playing Mario
> Eat mushroom
> Mario grows tall
> Throw Nintendo out window
That's okay, he's a few pixels high anyway.
Wtf? If you're short - people don't like it, if you're tall - people don't like it too, if you're of normal height - noone cares. So what's the point really in worrying so much about it?