Security

“Doctor! Set course and go to warp !” “Yes doctor!” “Doctor! Doctor reports trouble with the starboard nacel!” “We’ll tell the doctor I need that fixed yesterday!” “Damnit doctor, I’m a doctor not that doctor, you hailed medbay by mistake”

I don't get it why would you staff a ship with a bunch of dilithium miners.

I didn't realise how much I was relying on his (lack of) hairline to recognise him, till I got to the bottom row and couldn't figure out who the guy in the middle was.

This crew would spend all day in self-aggrandizing presentations and would never get anything else done.

"end emergency starship crew holographic program"

🤦 Picard

💁 Picardo!

Imagine the ship choir though 🤌

Don't forget a floater, for when he has to detail over to Cheyenne Mountain. He's the only effective middle manager the Federation has for the SG project, expect him to be gone for at least 180 days. EDIT: that wig...that ain't right. That's a dollar store wig, but even if it weren't, it just looks wrong on that well crafted dome. Let your dome shine!

That would be the saltiest ship ever.

That crew don't need a doctor.

It's Coach Cutlip!

Security should have been his First Contact cameo.

He's my favourite on Voyager along with Janeway.

This is beautiful. I’ve been staring at it for 4 hours now.

There's two rolls that hologram cannot fill though; a quirky accent and a redshirt.

He is the best.

No wait, second best. Q is the best!

But close second.

Y'all joke, but we pretty much had this with the La Sirena in Picard.