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The doctor looked him over and said, "Aren't you a bit late?"

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

"I see no-body."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Was it a dermatologist?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The nerve! I bet that doctor’s response rattled his bones.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sorry doc, I had to make a stop at the cemetary. Everyone's dying to get in there you know!