[-] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

Do they have an opening for a fat, bald white guy wearing sweat pants and a stained wife beater? I could show them what a REAL white guy is like.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

My biggest fear is failing one when I haven't taken anything. I never have, but I know people who have. I've also known people who have passed after getting totally blitzed the night before. They are wildly inaccurate, aside from being an invasion of privacy.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

It's the same way irl.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

You did done enough good.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

That's a strange situation.

[-] [email protected] 97 points 11 months ago

I've been wondering why people have been reposting Reddit posts on Lemmy. If I wanted Reddit posts, I'd go on Reddit.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

I said something that was 100% non-offensive, non-argumentative, and non-political

This is 2023. Everything is offensive, political, and people will argue about it.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

I thought you were being an ass, at first. Sometimes I'm a little slow.

[-] [email protected] 299 points 11 months ago

Wife : "Promise you won't have sex with my sister".

Husband : " I won't have sex with your sister under any circumstances, (quiet part); unless I have a legitimate interest in doing so."

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was thinking of gettingy ex-wife a hoop skirt for her birthday.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Every time they say that "scientists are baffled", I think that they're just talking to the stupid scientists.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

It's like when you used to pay for internet by the minute. Is it worth seeing what that picture will look like in 4 minutes when it's done downloading?

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Already Gone (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I thought I had one more night with RIF. I guess not. Good bye, old friend. I guess good things never last.

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