"I'm sorry (this got out)."

Private property is more important than human lives, got it 👍🏻

Pass the joint, bud.

Congrats you invented Rugby 2

Finally some good news.

This isn't funny. I'm not saying it's not good. I'm just saying I need to cry now.

I think the "undeniable beauty" bit was a joke.

I think she has a good point at the end. Lots of us think we have skills that can't be replicated by a machine, but companies would rather have something replicated poorly by a machine if it saves them money.

Pizza Peacemaker. If you're with a bunch of people with varying tastes and want to order pizza, you open the app and pass your phone around. Each person in turn puts in what they like and how much they want to eat. At the end the app tells you what you should order and how you should split the bill.

Why the fuck do these sexy dice have "sand"?

With what money, Elon? You can't afford to pay Google or office rent but you're going to pay Mr. Beast?

Younger folks have been raised on apps and other polished devices with oodles of effort put into UX design.

Older folks grew up learning DOS commands, memorizing the IRQ of their sound card, and other clunky shenanigans.

In their current state Lemmy, Mastodon and other services are too complicated for most young folks to bother with. Not all, but most, especially the filthy casuals.

"Do as we say or we won’t let you do free work us any more!"