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I've listened to the French audiobooks of two Zealia Bishop stories, and the endings are so absurdly racist that I couldn't help but laugh.

In "Medusa's Coil" :

Tap for spoilerThe story ends with the main character saying something in the vein of "But worst of all, she was mixed race." I was completely floored.

In "The Mound":

Tap for spoilerThe main character reads about the horrors inflicted by an underground civilization on those who break the law, try to enter, or try to leave. This information comes from a conquistador whom they’ve kept alive to gather information on the surface world. A noblewoman from this underground society falls in love with the conquistador and shares family secrets with him, hoping to escape and live happily ever after. However, he reveals that he’s just using her to escape. When they're caught, she suffers the terrible fate he described. She's used For vile entertainments in an arena, has her head cut off, her body reconstructed, and is turned into a zombie that guards the gate she once hoped to escape through. The conquistador is spared, though, because of his importance. Despite being warned that there won’t be a next time, he tries to escape again. Eventually, our main character digs into the mound and finds a chamber, and the story concludes with something I can summize as : "I can't believe they did the same thing to white conquistador ".

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Je cherchais un dessin animé pour ma nièce et...

L'ElsaGate n'est pas fini.

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j'ai remarqué qu'il y avait beaucoup de tumulte en France sans vraiment comprendre ce qui se passe. Je sais qu'il y a eu des élections et que la droite a failli gagner, mais je ne comprends pas pourquoi la droite est tant adulée par les habitants de la compagnes et pourquoi la haine de l'autre est devenue si banale ( petit rappel à la vidéo de la femme qui hurlait des propos racistes et xénophobes à sa voisine).

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An interesting monster concept.

[-] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago

I share the disappointment.

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Gnome devs : we broke the toilet extension. Your pokemons have nowhere to shit and piss.

Pokemon trainers : why the fuck is the toilet an extension. Shouldn't it be part of the DE?

Gnome devs : we believe the toilet feature is unnecessary, so it wasn't and will never be implemented.

Note : I've barely used gnome in my life so it's based on memes I've seen about gnome.

[-] [email protected] 92 points 3 months ago

Caught prions*

[-] [email protected] 81 points 6 months ago

If I am not mistaken, it's an open source Instagram alternative.

[-] [email protected] 101 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This could actually happen if :

1.each panel of the comic is its own file. ( highly plausible )

  1. The panels are stored on an unrooted android phone

  2. She lose her phone data and she has no backup.

  3. She uses a file recovery app like DiskDigger

  4. The app recover a low-resolution thumbnail of the panel.

[-] [email protected] 70 points 8 months ago

I liked the idea so i asked bing to write a movie synopsis about it. What's fascinating is that bing knew which xkcd comic i was referring to from my horrible description of it. Anyway, here's next year mindless, generic Hollywood blockbuster action movie :

Server Down

Jack Bauer is a nerdy and obsessive system administrator who works in the basement of a high-tech skyscraper. He loves his servers more than anything else, and he will do anything to keep them running smoothly.

When a group of terrorists take over the building and hold the employees hostage, they cut off all communication lines, disable the security cameras, and demand a ransom from the government. But they didn't count on one thing: Jack.

Jack notices that his servers are offline, and decides to take matters into his own hands. He crawls through the ventilation ducts, walks across broken glass, and kills anyone who stands in his way, just to reconnect his servers to the internet. He doesn't care about the hostages, the terrorists, or the ransom. He only cares about his uptime.

But as he reaches the server room, he realizes that he has unwittingly become the only hope for the hostages. The terrorists have planted a bomb in the building, and they are ready to detonate it unless their demands are met. Jack has to use his skills, his gadgets, and his devotion to duty to stop them and save the day. He is the sysadmin, and he is the hero.

Server Down is a thrilling action-comedy that parodies the genre of Die Hard and pays homage to the geek culture. It is a film that celebrates the power of technology, the importance of passion, and the absurdity of heroism.

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Penguinz0. His content was garbage when I discovered him so I just avoided him but one day I got recommended his old commercial parodies and it was pure gold. His videos about Kate cooking were also great too. Nowadays, he's a drama youtuber. He scroll Twitter, read about a random scandal, do the bare minimum research to not sound like a fool and then make a video about it.

[-] [email protected] 89 points 11 months ago

Oh look, the advertisement technique of making a funny mistake to boost it's popularity.

[-] [email protected] 154 points 1 year ago

We need to make Godot the biggest engine for indie devs just like how blender is the go to 3d modeling software.

[-] [email protected] 154 points 1 year ago

A private vpn is an oxymoron. Since you tunnel all your data to some server.

Google and privacy is an oxymoron.

"Google private vpn" would be a mega oxymoron.

[-] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago

It was never about security

[-] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago

Make a purposefully heavily addicting MMO game that target area 51 workers and they'll spill the beans.

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