The Phasers and the Phurious
After a 1,000 feet in the air, the toilet becomes available.
My diagnosis? .... he's dead Jim.
I remember reading something like that years ago ... that there are some historians who think that we haven't left the dark ages yet. In everything else with technology and information we've progressed but we still think and act the same way we have for the past 2000 years.
And the more I read about the subject over the years the more I realized that as human animals, our modern species have only been around for about 50,000 years. In all that time, we've only ever been fearful, short sighted, frightened creatures that wanted everything as quickly and as much as possible all the time. We couldn't do it before but now we can.
In that 50,000 year timeline we're only on the very tip of history ... it's going to take us millennia to change.
Don't do drugs
Don't do sex
I'm indigenous Canadian and both my parents survived residential school in the 50s. Residential school for indigenous people back then was forced on us, especially for children where they were systematically abused by Christian missionaries. Mom was not so abused but dad was terribly traumatized to the point where sex and anything sexual or remotely sexual was forbidden. Just about everything in life to him meant burning in everlasting hell. Drugs were no different but less so.
So our indigenous Christian home just dealt with it all by forbidding everything.
How did it turn out?
I have seven siblings and we all ended up with alcohol and drug addiction by the time we were teenagers. I cleaned up early and I've been sober for 29 years, all my other siblings never fell off the deep end (thank God) but I'm the only one who got officially 'sober'.
I didn't have kids but everyone else in my family did before anyone was married. One of my younger brothers picked up the slack for me by having children with four women. I have over 40 nieces and nephews, some by the family, some brought in, some married in and others illegitimate.
We're all one big happy family .... but we're all gonna burn in hell. Lol
HELP! HELP! I'M BEING UNASSIMILATED!!
I got to know a bunch of people in a small town in northern Ontario ... a place where a few old farms were still around. A lot of old time folksy people.
I was at a local restaurant one day and one of them said ... "hey, there's John the cow fucker"
The story was that he was caught one day when he was a teen in the barn jerking off or doing something sexual with himself near the cows. People didn't care about the details and the story quickly turned into John practicing beastiality. That was about 40 years ago but the story, the myth and the nickname stuck with him forever. John hated everyone in town because he would easily get mad with people .... then people would just say under their breath 'yeah, that's John the cow fucker'
John was actually a nice guy .... he just hated his nickname and that stupid story.
I think it's "Bev the Bong Slayer"
Alien porn with William Riker is usually what comes up on my search when I type in "Star Trek Disco"
Conversely ... I usually listen to Pavarotti and Puccini operas when working in my garage.
Imagine swallowing it
Yes ... but a human looking homo sapien from 300,000 years ago would not be able to understand our world today or be capable of imagining and thinking like we do. They might have looked like us but they didn't think like us .... that cognitive development didn't happen until about 50,000-60,000 years ago. I'm no expert but in all the reading I've done, our modern selves and people that think, act and imagine like us didn't exist until about 50,000 years ago.