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In regards to the sound trains make...

Are you, dearly beloved reader, on...

TEAM CHUGGA CHUGGA!

OR

TEAM CHOO CHOO!

Upvote if you're on team CHUGGA CHUGGA

Comment if you're on team CHOO CHOO

Enlightened centrists takes alongside anyone pointing out the author's bias in setting up the polling system will be banned on sight and have their comments removed

There is objectively one correct option.

We are here to find out the truth here on hexbear!

NOW PRESENT YOUR BOARDING TICKETS AND LETS RIDE THE TRAIN OF DEMOCRACY!

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I don't know anything about computers but it seems like he input that little victory slogan.

Gonna have to find another way to slack off at work. negative

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Also if you guess correctly, you get a femboy pterosaur too

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The comments are so bleak, I genuinely feel bad for some Americans.

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Seriously what the fuck is this? Googling this specifically because someone in my fam shared a boycott list including Shein and Temu and I thought hang on, what are they doing to fund the genocide in Israel, and saw that it was a boycott for the very real Uyghur genocide

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Months ago someone posted a very busy meme with a lot going on in it. It featured Greta wearing the Chinese hat. The one that looks like a graduation cap with dangly strings.

Please post it thanks

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Good luck spelling it's name

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It's beautiful

but lacks a mall

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Translation:

are you ok?

now yes^___^

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Main main main main

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there's no brackets in the url i just don't want to directly link to lemmy world

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P.S I need better shitposting abilities, pls help me, is my 1s time (when it comes to producing memes)

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“The Death of God” is about the drying up of a horizon of meaning, and of a whole form of human life. And about Nietzsche’s both fear and exhilaration at what might come next. We still to a large extent live in the interregnum between worlds, if you will, or between paradigms.

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Swedish politician: "Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome to this technical mess."

AnswerNO/DK messe SE mässa = 'trade fair', cognate with EN mass in the Christian sense


Norwegian at an international conference: "I am sorry, this microphone smells each time I speak."

AnswerNO smelle SE smälla = 'to make a loud noise, to bang or slam etc'


Ole Einar Bjørndalen: "Maybe we can invite him over to our hotel, we have a really good cock with us."

AnswerNO kokk DE kok SE kock = 'cook', cognate with EN cook via PWG *kok


These next few all come from our beloved Petter Solberg:

"It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell."

AnswerNO/DK/SE fart = 'speed', NO smell SE smäll = 'bang'


"I had bad pigs in my deck."

AnswerNO/SE pigg DK pig = 'spike, barb, quill, prickle' NO dekk DK dæk SE däck = 'tyre', cognate with EN deck via Middle Dutch dec ※NO piggdekk refers to studded tyres


"It was a moose in the engine."

AnswerNO/DK/SE mus = 'mouse', cognate with EN mouse via PGmc *mūs whereas EN moose derives from Proto-Algonquian *mo·swa, lit. "it strips [i.e. the bark off trees]"


"It was so much dog on the window."

AnswerNO dogg or dugg DK dug SE dagg = 'dew', cognate with EN dew via PGmc *dawwą


"The rat is loose! The rat is loose!"

AnswerNO/SE ratt DK rat = 'steering wheel', ultimately related to English words like rotor via PIE *Hreth₂- 'to run'

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I still sometimes think about the guy in my lower secondary school English class in probably 2016 reading the infobox on the Wikipedia article for Tanzania, and saying out loud, "Official languages: none de jure??", pronouncing it in a heavy singsongy Norwegian accent like "NOO-nuh duh YEW-ruh??", apparently believing "None De Jure" to be the name of some sort of obscure African language rather than just meaning "no official language"

And then I remember that this was around the same time that the teacher asked what New York was named after, and I raised my hand and answered "the Dork of York". And then my soul goes nichijou_pencil_stab.mp4 for a bit

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