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So Elon's a "visionary" who wants to turn X into a single website where you can do everything — kinda like Yahoo! (aus.social)

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So Elon's a "visionary" who wants to turn X into a single website where you can do everything — kinda like Yahoo!

He wants his new MySpaceX portal to be a website...

Where you can message people: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Messenger

Where you can stream audio: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broadcast.com

Where you can stream videos: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Screen

Where you can create social media posts: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_360%C2%B0

Where you can manage your finances: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Finance

Where you can share photos: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Photos

Where you can earn money publishing content: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Publisher_Network

Where you can find a job: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_HotJobs

Where you can buy and sell stuff: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahoo!_Auctions

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this truly is a vision for the future — if by "the future" you mean 1997.

#tech #technology #twitter #X #musk #ElonMusk @technology #yahoo

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I just hope he calls his video service xvideos

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Hope he makes one just for watching hamsters, could call it xhamster...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It would conflict with the real xvideos.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

He is going to buy xvideos next and get into the porn industry

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

But only of himself deepfaked on other pornstars, he is in love with himself enough to do that.

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