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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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If frozen embryos are considered as children, then it must be acceptable to freeze children. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Please don't take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's always been okay. Conservatives don't give a shit about child safety.

Freeze 'em, starve 'em, shoot 'em... as long as there's human suffering to be had!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Freeze 'em, starve 'em, shoot 'em...

But for the love of God, do not under any circumstances educate them!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm not even a religious person, but you preach the truth!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Strange fellas, those Conservatives. When I was young, I thought getting education was at least as bad as being starved, frozen or shot. So why is it singled out?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Don't forget their continued legal right to marry them off to 50 year old men.