Unfortunately for us both I am a human. Not something I am proud of being and you have decided today to make yourself one of the numerous reasons I am not proud to be a human.

Imagine being dependent on external sources of Vitamin C? It's truly disappointing considering most other living things are capable of such a function. Even worse imagine lacking that and having the gumption to call yourself the most important species on the planet, while also commiting genocide against members of your own spices, and trashing the planet. Humanity is assuredly a messed up species.