the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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And here I thought my bit yesterday about liberals saying that Bushnell was attacking a police officer was in poor taste. Literally IMPOSSIBLE to parody.
She said if we see anyone self-immolating we should report it to the non-emergency FBI tipline. Which rocks so much. Perfectly functional brain right there.
[Scolding a burning body] "Sweetie, if you really want to LIGHT A FIRE, send a message at the ballot box. Toodles~"
instructions unclear, ballot box on fire
I wish I could find the image again, I remember a good shirt that had a molotov or a brick labeled 'vote' and a flaming police car labeled 'ballot box'
This is why I conceal carry: no one expects the terrorist immolation.
Everything is dead.
Comedy
Art
The future
Irony
Protest
Sorry, not trying to be a doomer. It's just hard to understand where we can go next when every avenue of expression seems like a dead end of vapid takes that get more attention than anything real and meaningful.
What do you mean? This is the funniest thread I've seen in a while.